Pickles by Brian Crane for March 04, 2012

Cats don’t belong to anyone. They choose to room with you; and if you’re not careful you end up subletting from them.

My cat loves me when ever a feed him

No wonder you’re such a fat cat. I’d take the love & loyalty of a dog any day.

Muffin, you are a rascal! I don’t own my cat…she owns me!

I love cats… As long as they don’t live with me.

Cats aren’t human beings — and neither are dogs. We tend to put human thoughts and motives into their heads, and we interpret what we see to convince ourselves that we’re “right”. But the best thing, both for us and for them, is to accept them and enjoy them simply for what they are.

Years ago I went on a “Check the Welfare” call. The neighbors hadn’t seen “The Cat Lady” in about 2 weeks. I knew by the smell outside what had happened. When we kicked in the door we found that she had been dead for days. Her cats loved her so much that they ate most of her. Gross story, but true.

See, Dry! I TOLD you so!

Cats are silly little creatures, don’t get me wrong I like cats they taste just like chicken! LOL just funnin…

That’s why I have tropical fish … The can’t get away.

When I was a flight nurse, one of the pilots told me that I was going to end up being a crazy old cat lady out in the country with 50 cats around the fireplace. I told him that was fine with me, and that he was going to be reincarnated as my cat litter! We ended up good friends!

Seriously, being eaten by cats is not much different than being buried and eaten by bugs! That’s why I’m being cremated.

i too like cats. Never can eat a whole one.

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. — Sir Winston Churchill

Awwwwww, Poor Opal.

Don’t be mean, Earl!

xxx

Feed me. Scratch my ears. Keep me warm and dry. Sounds good.

When a cat loves you, it feels like they really thought about it and decided you’re worth it :)

Cats are that way, no loyalty.

After my surgery, my cat camped out on the bed next to me. She only left me to eat or use the litter box. Half the time, my husband had to feed her on the bed, because she wouldn’t leave me.

When I was in elementary school, we had a Manchester terrier named Buzzy. When my mom and Buzzy had a disagreement about something, Buzzy would go across two busy streets to my girlfriend’s house, eight blocks away. He’d eat there till he was good and ready to come back.

Anybody remember Daniel Pinkwater’s “When I said I wanted a dog, Bootsie was not what I had in mind”? That was in the *Smithsonian," June 1, 1995. It was one of my favorite humor pieces, and was based, I believe, on reality. It demonstrated that not all dogs are as worshipful as they’re made out to be. Can’t get the whole text online.

With our cat never goes very far. Sleeps a lot then if no food jumps on our laps or gets our son. We also have two golden’s which will eat cat food. Daughter has them on a strict diet, the female always thinks she is hungry and gained a little too much weight.

People who feel the need to CONTROL their pets have dogs. Those content to admire independence probably prefer cats.

Balsam, did you return the cat to its rightful owner?

’lil dude from across the street. i have a cat who comes here for the same reason. i have better food.

My cat “princess zuzu” my hubby named her after Josephine Baker; sits on her throne (chair w/2 seat cushions mind you….and shouts out orders: feed me, fix that litter box and of course cuddle me….. lol