Pickles by Brian Crane for August 14, 2014

If he thought any harder, he might have hurt himself.

Enought of that nonsense. Now back to our regularly sheduled programming.

Earl can’t do anything right. He’s not thinking about cleaning windows, he’s thinking about what he would USE to clean windows!

Earl is like a computer, You have to be exact with him.

Don’t say, " It’s time to think about washing the windows.".Say, “Wash the windows.”

Poor Earl Just reading the sports page and trying to handicap tonight’s game. Jaguars vs Bears.

In the winter, window dirt helps insulate against heat loss. In the summer, window dirt helps shade the rooms. (Al Gore loves the stuff.)

I saw that coming… Still hilarious!

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What is this "Window Washing " you’re talking about ? ? ?

Whoa, I struck a nerve! :-) What do you guys think about cleaning floors? I don’t have a 5 second rule but the FAA has minimum altitude rules for my floors.

The comments complement the strip!

well he did think about it