Pickles by Brian Crane for May 06, 2015

Gee, is Earl glad he had this discussion with Opal.

You can never find the duct tape when you need it.

Talk is cheap, buy some.

Clearly one of them, and I’m not sure which, has had a stroke.

She must have the blah’s.

She’s talking about her old friend, Bob Loblaw.

Pearl must be related to Charlie Brown’s teacher.

Earl, keep your hearing aids turned down, grunt now and then and smile. Works wonders.

They’re a unique breed…only found on Venus.

They’re a unique breed…only found on Venus.

@dencrusierI love it, I must remember it so I can tell it to my married friends who often complaint about their yapping wives.

Earl, take note. This is payback. Opal is using her mad tone.

It would be hilarious if she had said: “I’ve decided not to ask you to come along to the fabric store with me anymore!”

xxx

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Crane

<—————- I’m sure my dog Cleopatra is the same way..All she hears is blah….blah….blah “dinner”…blah…blah…blah “go for a walk?’….blah…blah…blah…”bath?"

Opal reminds me of my Grandmother :)

i was crushed when this kid working for me , who i chatted with said all she heard when i was talking was “blah, blah, blah, obscure literary reference, blah, blah blah”