Pickles by Brian Crane for December 13, 2018

and there are no fallen needles to vacuum up as well as it needs no watering

More than one way to skin a cat!

The word “ALL” seems strange. Did he learn everything there is to know about evergreens?

Love the real tree smell ! Opal do you have a can of that smell ?

That’s a great reason too!

Most artificial Christmas trees are made from PVC plastic….so actually she could have said recycled plastic…

I guess the class skipped the Larch. Didn’t want to confuse the kids.

I once had a tree which stayed silver all year…except when the color wheel was shining on it.

“Plastic trees— just like when Jesus walked the planet!”

Earl lives there. It MAY get watered!

We cut our own tree from behind our house (fire mitigation), and they never smell. Why is that? Can’t get any fresher.

Holographic trees take up less space and make no mess.

If I can find my Charlie Brown Christmas tree, I’ll put it on the mantle this weekend. Don’t remember where I stored it.

I don’t know…I have vacuumed up some plastic needles this year.

My family bought a fake one a few years ago. It was TERRIBLE not having the smell. Sorry little trees!:(