Pickles by Brian Crane for February 16, 2019

Nelson’s comic strip writer granduncle Leon strikes again in the end.

I’m pretty sure the extra ink helped.

Ha! I came home from the barber one day and noticed only one side of my mustache was trimmed. I guess I should have paid more attention when I was in the chair. Easily remedied,but the wife and I got a good chuckle out of it.

Don’t Worry …Be Happy !

Instabrow!

I think she meant “unbalanced” not “lopsided,” and that doesn’t grow back.

Couldn’t do that for the top of his head, eh Brian?

(Dan shows Roseanne that he has shaved a gap in the middle of his unibrow. She is shocked. Dan comes on strong.)

Dan: You ever make it with a guy with two eyebrows?

Roseanne: No, Dan! All this skin terrifies me! Let’s wait an hour, till it’s grown back!

Why do older men let their eyebrows get all bushy and wild? My husbands’ barber keep his trimmed and nicely shaped.

lot of manure there to fertilize it

I’ve actually done that. Didn’t leave the house for a week.

My ear hair is like that!

Aha! Brother Leon the artist has worked his magic on behalf of Earl. Do you suppose he’ll ever repeal the law of gravity vis-a-vis Opal’s, uh, lady front parts? I think not; some things are beyond the powers of even God and cartoonists to fix.

Being bald (not “follically challenged” nor “hirstutely handicapped”) and of the elderly persuasion, I can fully relate, Earl. When I do make my infrequent visit to the barber shop (not a salon), I usually take more off the eyebrows than the head. And we won’t talk about the ears, okay?

My buddy has a mustache where you cannot tell where the nose hairs end and the mustache begins.

yes, those hairs on the face grow so quickly, they keep me awake at night.

It’s the nose hair I can’t stand…

I’m surprised at how long some of my brow hairs get.

A superpower of questionable value.