Pluggers by Rick McKee for June 18, 2020

ain’t that the truth

A plugger has never seen a woman’s booty before.

He can bearly take his eyes away.

He’s old , not dead

Pluggers feel something they haven’t felt in years.

Male Eye Candy ! Look but do not touch ;-)

A major self-preservation trait: good peripheral vision.

i like the newer version, as well!!

Except we called them zorries.

Now there called flip flops!!!

His funny look is because she forgot to wash her butt before going out in that thong.

A fellow I worked with wanted to take a drive down the local nude beach. The place was empty except for, and you guessed it, one unidentifiable bent over 600 pounder and all you could see looked like the backend of an elephant. Gave me a laugh as my buddy yelled in disgust. I asked him, “You didn’t expect there to be attractive women here did you”?

“Just because you’re on a diet doesn’t mean you can’t look at the menu.” Not a bad philosophy for a couple. As long as both can browse and not indulge.

Things do improve over time!

Pluggers don’t complain about the view.

Alright…she’s a dog.

Looks like he’s also remembering other things.

I was in my canoe, slowly overtaking a young woman on a paddle board (very slowly), and it was only when were within a few feet that I could be sure she had a bottom half to her bikini.

Yes.. you get funny looks when in a shoe store you ask the clerk to see her thong selection.

We called them flip-flops or, more accurately, zōri. Thong is a type of garment as opposed to footwear.

Step One—lose 15 pounds.

And Popeye was a sailor man!

…and FLOSS was just a dental tool.

Yeah, pretend to be all shocked…

Additionally, pluggers remember when we hated it when our underwear crept up trying to become thong underwear! Yuck!

Hhmm? That’s Australian term for what Americans call flip-flops. I wonder if an Australian or someone who’s familiar with that term.