Pluggers by Rick McKee for November 13, 2020

Crazed eating.

To a Plugger…..MORE MEAT MATTERS! ;D

I’d skip the T… unless I replace it with toast.

Woah. Calm down, dude.

And what is wrong with that ???

Where is the Mayo for that “BLT” ?

BAT sandwich; Bacon, avocado, toast.

And I thought rhinoceroses were vegetarian.

A few days ago I made myself a grilled BCT. Bacon, Cheese, and Tomato.

And THAT’s a fact!

When my wife gets a pound of bacon out I ask “What, you don’t want any?”

I don’t really think that bacon lust is limited to “pluggers”.

I heard this on a folk music radio show and never forgot! A great song and appropriate for this comic today!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwcTgkw-H70

Lyrics: Bacon; Mary Liz McNamara

Animals are people tooWhat did that turkey ever do to youTo deserve to be served like that- Tied up on a platter?

Think about each life you takeEach time you cut into a big fat steakOnly a meanie eats Veal scallopiniDo you wanna live your life like that?

No you can do without Veal parmesanBeef bourguignon Chicken tarragonGive up filet mignon Life can still be sweet If you give up meat It’s easy! You can even try to give up…

Bacon Bacon Fried heaven in a pan!Ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bacon! The taste, the touch, the smell of bacon! Mmm hmm I’d kill a porker with my own bare hands!

Oh sorry- tomatoes can be nice! Sliced with mozzarella with some pesto on the side Very tasty, or have eggplant You can grill it Or stuff the thing with rice Very nice

Or there’s pasta Penne with vodka Is an interesting dish Just hold the penne Or try spinachYou can steam it Or bake it in a pie Or Spinach salad! How about a spinach salad? Delicious! Nutritious! Low calorie too

But if you’d like a spinach salad A really tasty spinach salad Mmm hmm You and I both know Just what you’ve got to do You’ve got to top it with some

Bacon Oh oh oh oh oh oh Bacon Mmm hmm Fried heaven in a panBa ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bacon The taste, the touch, the smell Of bacon! Mmm hmm Id kill the porker with my own bare hands Just to get a strip of bacon Oh oh oh oh oh oh Bacon Bay bay Ba ba ba Bay bay Ba ba ba Ba ba ba ba Ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bacon! (worship bacon until satisfied)(serve with avocado milkshake, mmm)

Lettuce & tomato are the food that food eats.

And like most Pluggers that are on a diet, he’s looking over his shoulder for the wife to enter the room and ask him what’s he eating!

I actually had a GF that didn’t eat bacon, she was a vegan. She did admit if she ever broke, it would be for bacon.

Bacon is meat candy.

AMEN! This will be going on the refrigerator like many of the other “Pluggerisms”.

True, but they really do go good together…..

So….. the bread?

Pluggers know it’s actually a BLM ….. bacon lettuce and ’mater sandwich.

Maybe. But if the “T” is a homegrown Jersey Beefsteak tomato, that’s pretty darn good, too!

Yep. The bacon is the only good reason to eat a salad on two pieces of bread.

Eww! The carnivore rhino is creepy!

Mr. Moore…Do you pronounce it “Duboys” or “Dubwah”? All my relation in that area say the first one. Just curious…