Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 14, 2003
Transcript:
Chazz: Well, then, consider me a black hole. Poncho: Stop! Or I'm going to go supernova! It was once believed the world was but one planet among millions in a vast, infinite space. It was also believed to be round and have revolved around the sun. We now know that the earth is flat and approximately fifty miles wide... the center of which is this little house. The stars are actually pieces of kibble. And the sun, the kibble-stars, and everything else revolve around... this dog.