Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for June 27, 2004
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Mailman and squirrels: Ha ha ha har haw haw ha! Poncho: Are you tired of this sign evoking laughter instead of dread? Well, no longer! Now there's... the radco big dog (tm) yard kit! Each kit comes with everything you need to fool others into believing your property is a den of canine terror! A big paw print maker! Skeletal remains of various animals! A tape of "flight of the valkyries." Act now, and we'll throw in the radco computer programmer yard kit! It comes with a "hush puppy" for making prints, empty mountain dew cans, and the complete run of "Friends" on DVD. Order both today!