Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 30, 2007
Transcript:
Poncho: By now we have to assume that our family is dead and our home is demolished. Goldfish: That's a pretty bleak hypothesis. We've only been lost an hour. Poncho: If I'm wrong, then we'll be pleasantly surprised. Now, we can't cling to the past. We need a new, preferably wealthy, master. Poncho: Hey, you! How much money you got? Goldfish: Maybe that's not the best initial approach. Poncho: I'm not wasting the puppy dog eyes on every putz who can put on a pair of pants.