Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for October 08, 2008
Transcript:
Poncho: Bless, Father, for I have sinned. Priest: Go ahead. Poncho: I dug in the garden, knocked over a bird feeder, and stole a bone from a puppy. For Christmas I'd like some rosary beads and a speedboat. Priest: My son, I think you've got God and Santa mixed up. Poncho: Which one has the "naughty list"? Priest: Well... both. Poncho: Listen, I just want the speedboat. You pocket the rosary beads and mum's the word, capiche?
runar about 16 years ago
He’s got the religion down pat but not the spirit.
DerekA about 16 years ago
He’s got the Roman religion down pat. Indulgences will by his way to heaven? Someone needs to tell Pancho about the “once for all sacrifice” so he can quit trying to earn his way into heaven.
terrencestamp90346 about 16 years ago
If God can get me a speedboat, I might listen to what he has to say.
alondra about 16 years ago
You got it right DerekA!