Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 03, 2009

Looks like Poo Poo’s evil side is coming out!!!!

Poo Poo the pesky, petulant, pampered, perfumed, permed, pedicured, pedigreed, provoked puppy.

Good Grief! My groomer never puts me through all this! I bet Snoopy and Marmaduke never had to go though all of this primping and torture! It’s time for Poo Poo to take a stand, run, Poo Poo, run. Live on the prarie like a wild dog!

Reality is much worse. With this breed, the hair grows down inside their ears, and every few weeks it has to be pulled out. Otherwise it will mat up and block the ears and get infected. They use forceps with gripping ridges, grip the hair and twirl the handles to twist the hair until it pulls out. I trained mine to actually like the process with liberal liver treats after he struggled and cried the first couple of times.

Easy Cleo, you’re going to hurt yourself trying to say that too fast!!

Poo Poo, face it, your a purse dog!

Sottwell, that’s terrible. I wonder why their hair grows like that. It sounds like torture to have that hair pulled.

I feel so sorry for Poo Poo.

Poor Poo Poo. It is obviously body piercing and bling bling coming next.

Poo Poo looks p.o’d.

There has got to be a law against this stuff…..

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I feel for you Poo-Poo!

Poor little Jon Benet Poo Poo.

Be afraid, Very afraid !

Oh no! Poo Poo’s gonna hit the fan!

Good one Carmy!

Great comment Cleokaya…

I dunno. Poo Poo HATES being a male bichon frise, but that IS what he IS. While I think a “Dark Poo Poo” storyline will be marvelously entertaining, I don’t think the fabric of the universe is in any real danger.

Poo Poo says “it begins.” Later, he can say “it happened,” but I bet the story line still moves faster than over at DT.

Now is the time for his Pooch Pals to come to his aid!!!

Now Poo Poo will have to fight back and prove the real man he is…