Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 08, 2012
September 07, 2012
September 09, 2012
Transcript:
Poncho: My fellows, I ask you: What is the primary cause of dogs getting in trouble? Dog: Being bad dogs? Poncho: Our tails! They hang between our legs, telegraphing out guilt! And we have no control over them! Until now. Poncho: Fellow pooches, I give you… Poncho: Freedom!
pcolli about 12 years ago
Can I have a volunteer from the audience, please?
GROG Premium Member about 12 years ago
Having the feeling of being guilt-free will not change the fact of your actual guilt.
stripseeker about 12 years ago
@Citizen GROG!
No,but a raised tail telegraphs innocence to those whom the crimes were perpetrated against.Thus masking the true situation.Ponch is right.
LingeeWhiz about 12 years ago
Poncho, you’d make a GREAT politician!
ciel about 12 years ago
But what about that hangdog look of guilt. Can’t take that away with a balloon.
Kathe about 12 years ago
Attach enough balloons to your tail, Poncho, and you might be free of guilt and the solid ground under your paws. Up, up, and away!!
Squirrelchaser about 12 years ago
I may be little slow this morning, but what exactly does a cinder block with a bunch of ballons tied to it have to do with ‘freedom’? How are these ballons different than the dead-give-away the ‘happy birthday’ ballon was?
stripseeker about 12 years ago
@Lucy fur
Thanks for that blast from the past from the 5th Dimension. Long time ago.Fits Ponch’s aim to rise above the fray over his theft problem perfectly.Have a good day, love. Thanks.
stripseeker about 12 years ago
@Citizen GROG!
For sure, Ponch is a hopeless thief.Completely unredeemable.A kleptomaniac pooch.