Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 28, 2014

Darn cone.

That poor fish will never reach old age.

Wonder if Poncho gives Fish,fish treats, for being a good fish about this whole adventure ?

Now you’re talkin’, Poncho…..if you’ve got to go out in public with G.Fish, then borrowing Carmen’s Hermès scarf and Prada tote can only help with your image! Much better than the ol’ red wagon!

….and a cement mixer……gosh!! Focus, Poncho….focus! The cone is NO excuse!!

Good morning, Pooch Café habitués!

I never did get back here yesterday, sooooo………..

@WDemBlk : “right to the point again” ….yep, right to the end of his nose! lol Thanks!

@Marblemouth : stop….you’re making me blush!

@mabrndt : I did a quick search yesterday for “pinocchiolian” and didn’t find anything (for that adjective form of the word). I honestly thought I had coined a new word, but should have known better…of course someone else thought of it before me! Darn it! Thanks for your comment, though!

@argy.bargy2 : Thank you, ab2 !! Even though the fish pond was there to save them both, those ponds are shallow, so there was bound to be some minor injuries. BTW, what DO you call the digits on a dog’s paw? Because, I thought they were crossed, as well!

AND @Number Six : I loved Wild in a Cone of Shame ! Well done!!but it needed………….. COLOR!!! (or colour! ) LOL!!

I don’t think it’s a good idea to go to the Pooch Cafe with you and fish in your current state, Poncho. You may be laughed out of the place and not get a chance to tell your story. Number Six – I agree with StelBel – Well done!

Not again! I can’t take all this stress, Poncho!

@StelBelCarmen does NOT own a Hermes scarf or Prada tote…just that hideous all season orange turtle neck sweater…which makes ME itch just looking at it. LOL

The “other dog” must have a bigger secret, surely?

OMG Poncho, you’re going to give me a heat attack! Love the Hermes & Prada