Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 19, 2017

Transcript:

Poncho: Hey, I can peek through this hole and watch the mice going about their lives! Mouse 1: I work all day at a job I hate. Mouse 2: I lie on the couch like a sack of potatoes. Mouse 1: I can't tell if you really love me. Mouse 2: I give limited affection in exchange for food. Mouse 1: Here is the lowest-priced food I can legally purchase. Mouse 2: I will eat your leftovers from the trash later and then piddle on the bed. Mouse 1: This relationship makes me look pathetic. Mouse 2: I am exceedingly flatulent. Poncho: Heh he, poor oblivious creatures.