PreTeena by Allison Barrows for April 02, 2012

Selling your child into slavery is a perfectly acceptable option in today’s economy! They get free health care, free lodging, a career, guaranteed food and drink, and YOU get a tidy sum and peace and quiet!

Orion

By the sacred skull of Mogg’s grandfather, this kid needs a summer at a boot camp in the High Uintahs, digging trenches and filling them in again.

Gold-digger in training…

Justifiable homicide.

Her daughter. Her son was more like Teena.

My grandfather proposed that all children should be placed in a barrel and fed thru the bung hole till they reach puberty. At puberty the hole was to be nailed shut.

Thats why you spen all the money and leave the kids with memories of the fun times you had. Then they at least want to keep you around.

my sister was 5 when she went around one day telling mom that she “gets that, and that” mom yelled for me to tell me to make my dibs fast.

THAT one’s gotta go.

On the plus side, they’ll now have an accurate inventory for the insurance company in case they’re robbed or have a fire. However I would definitely change the will so Teena gets 95% of the inheritance.

Just leave her a dollar so she can’t contest the will.