Prickly City by Scott Stantis for February 26, 2005
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Person: Stay away from that! Those goody bags for celebrities are worth tens of thousands of dollars. Winslow: Wow. I wonder if they know how much good this bounty could do for the less forunate? Hollywood elite, hear me! You have nothing to lose but your custom Gucci throw rug! After that, things get kind of fuzzy... TV announcer: Next on "When liberals attack," riot backstage at the Oscars...as Cher tries to skin a live coyote....