The only qualifications to run for President of the United States are 1) You must be a native-born citizen. 2) You must be at least 35 years old. Assuming Winslow was born in the US, how do we know how old he is? Is he at least 35 calendar years old, or, as a Canis latrans-American, can we multiply his calendar age by 7?
Dear, sweet, innocent Carmen. The only two qualifications for running for office are 1. You are breathing and 2. You are rich. Not necessarily in that order.
In the words of my College Sociology Prof, after being ambushed in the hall before class by the other prof’s and made to wear a tie to class, “These are the Ties that BIND.” The best part was it was an ugly tie.
kaffekup over 5 years ago
“Nobody’s got a bigger tie than me! In fact, no one ever heard of ties until I wore them! Nobody knew about that until I told them!”
God particle over 5 years ago
A professional politician would be great about now. Or an actor. Not Homer Simpson , Ike we have..
RobinHood over 5 years ago
Where did Winslow get John Steeds Bowler
PaulKmecak over 5 years ago
The only qualifications to run for President of the United States are 1) You must be a native-born citizen. 2) You must be at least 35 years old. Assuming Winslow was born in the US, how do we know how old he is? Is he at least 35 calendar years old, or, as a Canis latrans-American, can we multiply his calendar age by 7?
dogday Premium Member over 5 years ago
Dear, sweet, innocent Carmen. The only two qualifications for running for office are 1. You are breathing and 2. You are rich. Not necessarily in that order.
mauser7 over 5 years ago
In the words of my College Sociology Prof, after being ambushed in the hall before class by the other prof’s and made to wear a tie to class, “These are the Ties that BIND.” The best part was it was an ugly tie.