Prickly City by Scott Stantis for November 22, 2023

Ah vegetables. They’re what’s on the plate next to the food.

I never had tofurkey, but what’s wrong with tofu? I’ve only had that in Chinese restaurants, but it’s good.

Unless someone is Asian. They appreciate tofu.

Watch out for vegans!!! They love any plant base that resembles meat!!

A Tofurkey, if I ever saw one!

False advertising!

Any dish that doesn’t contain tofu is already better.

Hmm. What does an actual turkey taste like if it’s been raised solely on tofu?