Recent Comments

1. 12 months ago on Steve Breen

   not funny, insensitive, and most of all ungrateful

2. 12 months ago on Marmaduke

   I often sleep with one foot out of the covers – I don’t know why. I have also often accused my wife of training the dog to come into the bedroom and apply that cold wet nose to the bottom of my foot. Not only is it guaranteed to SLAM you into consciousness, that first breath (GASP?) you take will also supply enough oxygen to last until noon.

3. about 1 year ago on Mike du Jour

   Oh! Like they know the difference … or even which one is up!

4. about 1 year ago on Fred Basset

   Nothing better than a good haggis – nothing worse than a badly prepared one.

5. about 1 year ago on Diamond Lil

   J.S. Bach had 28

6. over 1 year ago on Moderately Confused

   Hallmark channel is into dreams now?

7. over 1 year ago on Gray Matters

   NOTHING comes out of the fridge until it evolves enough to develop communication skills and ASKS to be released.

8. over 1 year ago on B.C.

   How do you know the fish WANTS tartar sauce?

9. over 1 year ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   I once had a calculus professor who could stop time.

10. over 1 year ago on Shoe

    If it takes DuPont more than a single shift to make enough spandex for your leggings you have no business wearing them!