Recent Comments

1. about 16 hours ago on Too Much Coffee Man

   Otis didn’t invent the elevator. He invented the automatic brake that prevented people from plunging to their deaths when the cable broke. Not that anyone asked.

2. about 16 hours ago on Get Fuzzy

   I may still have my mom’s 45 rpm copy of it around here.

3. about 16 hours ago on Pooch Cafe

   Related to Ma Barker, of course.

4. about 16 hours ago on Peanuts Begins

   I dunno … he looks pretty confident.

5. 3 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   “wind comes whistling” You’re welcome, singing mushroom.

6. 7 days ago on Richard's Poor Almanac

   How could the American people have elected a man so obviously unfit for the duties as President? Thank God we’ve come so far. /s

7. 9 days ago on B.C.

   “That bird spoke four languages!” Who knows the punchline?

8. 9 days ago on Richard's Poor Almanac

   The return rate for raw oysters at Capn’ Bill’s was nearly 100%

9. 9 days ago on Get Fuzzy

   Oh, she’s heard all the mainstream explanations. But she also read how they’re still messing around with cloud seeding and from that we jump right to mind-controlling substances. Except, somehow, they never worked on her or her fellow “awakened” (as opposed to “woke”) people who are just trying to spread the word.

10. 11 days ago on Get Fuzzy

    It’s like arguing with my cousin who never saw a contrail she didn’t suspect.