Recent Comments

1. almost 2 years ago on Wizard of Id

   Carrier lackey.

2. about 2 years ago on B.C.

   It’s all fun and games until somebody FINDS an eye.

3. about 2 years ago on Wizard of Id

   Target’s all out of TVsBest Buy has just two or threeWalmart will be the death of meBlack Friday at the mall

   Barnes and Noble’s shelves are bareBed Bath & Beyond, I swearJust sell me something, I don’t careBlack Friday at the mall

   Yesterday was greatNothing to do but vegetateNow I must confront my fate

4. over 2 years ago on Speed Bump

   “Your call is very important to us — but not important enough for us to, you know, answer it.”

5. over 2 years ago on Wizard of Id

   “Wedge,” “Elephant’s trunk,” “Finger of God”…

6. over 2 years ago on Pickles

   I used to tell my wife if she sneezed again after the third sneeze-and-bless-you, “Now you’re just milking it.”

7. over 2 years ago on Wizard of Id Classics

   That would have defeated the purpose of the buyback, which is to convince the simpleminded to surrender their guns without fear of legal consequences.

8. over 2 years ago on Broom Hilda

   Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roamAnd I’ll give a generous carpet allowance when I sell

9. over 2 years ago on Miss Peach

   And then for the next four years or — if we’re very, very unlucky, eight.

10. almost 3 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    RIP Gilbert Gottfried.