Reminds me of the small business with the sign that said their finance department was run by Mrs. Waight, called Helen. It advised that if you wanted to finance something you could to to Helen Waight for service.
I had a cat years ago that was soooo classic in her reaction to the ’nip. She would chomp on it, roll in it with dilated eyes, then dash around like crazy. Then she would chow down big time and take a long catnap.
There’re actually troops that do that. The one I’ve seen has the audience select one actor who then has to start drinking while they all perform scenes from whichever play they are doing. And take another drink upon audience demand. I saw A Midsummer Night’s Dream. The selected actor was a female. She got totally sozzled (of course) and ended up all over the other woman of the two couples. The two guys ended up saying ‘$(%@^ it’ and leaving hand in hand.
Gotta have one since Linus and Rerun haven’t come along yet.