Recent Comments

1. almost 13 years ago on Gasoline Alley

   But if the cat was in the office with Clovia, when would it have the opportunity to kill Slim?

2. almost 13 years ago on Gasoline Alley

   So close, Lucky. Gotta make it look like an accident. Keep trying…

3. almost 13 years ago on New Adventures of Queen Victoria

   I was just going to say, maybe it’s Schrodinger’s Sperm.

4. almost 13 years ago on Gasoline Alley

   Patience, Lucky, patience. One day Slim will be going down the stairs and you can zip in front of him…yes…trippity clunkity, goodbye idiot. Then it’s just you and Clovia forever.

5. almost 13 years ago on Overboard

   Canine effluvia doesn’t fertilize anything. It kills vegetation.

6. almost 13 years ago on Gasoline Alley

   Perhaps we can have a storyline about being a responsible pet owner, and spaying/neutering…

   I don’t mean just Kitty. Spay and Neuter the entire cast.

7. almost 13 years ago on On A Claire Day

   Once again (just like Thanksgiving) they have completely forgotten that they live on top of a restaurant. Take the food down there and put it in their freezer for a while. Sheesh.

8. almost 13 years ago on New Adventures of Queen Victoria

   “Shake it, shake it like a Polaroid picture.”— My Dinner with Andre 3000

9. about 13 years ago on The Other Coast

   Kate Payne said: “As soon as the authorities find one, they bust it up and take the dogs away.” - Oh no, not always. Too many times if the owner can produce the correct paperwork, they’re allowed to continue. Check out the PA and Midwest mills. They have to be stopped.

10. about 13 years ago on The Other Coast

    Many don’t know they’re buying puppy mill dogs. Don’t buy puppies online, don’t buy from pet stores. And especially don’t buy from those “quaint, quiet” Amish — who run the cruelest and most hideous puppy mills imaginable. I’ve seen it. I still have nightmares. Adopt from rescues.