I prefer the peanut butters without added oil and stuff… only peanuts on the ingredients list. And yes you have to stir vigorously the first time and again if it’s sat for a couple days, and yes it gets dry chunks around the edges unless you dig with your spoon (I use a butter knife for the initial stir) and get the edges of the bottom.
My brother was called into parent-teacher conference in kindergarten and the teacher told my parents that he had said the “f” word. When they came home to talk to him about it, he cried and said “I’m sorry, I’ll never say ‘fart’ again!”
And to hear it from his supporters, he was sent by God Himself to save us. Just mention God and the rubes will follow unthinkingly.