Glad to see this one with text, in the reprint of this one “Close To Home Revisted” there was no text under this panel, so it was hard to understand this one, it look like someone had melted.
I’m reposting my comments cause I got some crazy replies. This is another reason Calvin won’t miss his parents when they die. I bet he has a long list of reasons he won’t miss ether of them. Number 1 for his dad would be every time he says “It builds character.” Number 1 for his mom are the gross dinners and making him eat at a table instead of in front of the TV.
I feel really sorry for the poor kid, being treated like dirt by characters that are so useless most of them don’t even have names. I hate when STARS are treated like dirts by extras. Another reason Calvin will not miss any of these guys when they are dead. When his parents die he might rent a wood chipper and say that’s how they wanted to leave.
Calvin needs an Omnitrix then he would brake Moe’s arms and he would never be able to hit anything for a long time, Moe wouldn’t be as tough without his arms. And no one would know it was Calvin.
Can’t be as worse as the jingle for Liberty Mutual.