My father was impossible. What do you get the man who wants nothing? One year, I finally asked him: “What should I get you?” Him: “You know what? I could use a new wallet.” So I got him a wallet.
Christmas morning: “Thank you! Wait a minute… is this real leather? … How much did you spend?”
The Covid masks are made so that you breathe in oxygen, you stupid, stupid person. They’re made that way. Because they don’t want to get sued, you stupid, stupid person.
And if you put your head in a plastic bag, you’ll breathe nothing but CO2, and die.
It’s simple. We all know what happens to a closed car in the sun. The sun’s rays react to too much carbon dioxide in the air the same way they react to a pane of glass. Heat gets in, but can’t get out.
I do, and I’m fine with “Happy Holidays.” In fact, I think it’s insane that people who actually get offended by a friendly greeting believe that it’s OTHER people who are easily offended.
But yes, you’re right. Many of the churches where people yell “KEEP CHRIST IN CHRISTMAS!” don’t even have a church service on Christmas.
Yep. Grew up in the Depression, and then went to war.