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1. 3 days ago on That is Priceless

   Hmm, still bigger than my husband.

2. 5 days ago on That is Priceless

   THEY LIED! They said we were trying out for All-State band.

3. 11 days ago on That is Priceless

   Ethyl was wondering if anyone else ever got that not so fresh feeling. (Just aged myself)

4. 11 days ago on That is Priceless

   In this practice run, we want to learn how to make the fire good and smoky but not too hot, this makes for a good show, and the witch burns slower.

5. 17 days ago on That is Priceless

   No, no, the axe isn’t for helping you out; it’s for the Borden family.

6. 18 days ago on That is Priceless

   Jack’s vulgar job: chiseling down Medusa’s victims to all fit in her collection room.

7. 23 days ago on That is Priceless

   Knowing he would lose first in this game of strip poker, Jack got into position to remove his shoes; then it dawned on him that this wouldn’t be much fun without any women.

8. 25 days ago on That is Priceless

   His parents never figured out how he paid his own way through college.

9. 26 days ago on That is Priceless

   Earliest recorded history of government road workers: One actually working, one sitting and watching, and one trying to figure out his hat.

10. 29 days ago on That is Priceless

    The famous, “DONT TALK TO ME UNTIL AFTER COFFEE!” look.