I can handle “as big as the moon”, oddly enough. It’s the “may not occur” that gets me, you’d think Jeffrey would have the confidence with exact astronomical calculations that he’d say “won’t occur” instead.
You know, the Sunday NQs (especially those with the talking horses/turtles, or Basil) have always struck me as a bit more whimsy, or fantasy, and a bit harder to figure out. This one fits neatly into that category, but more so; I wasn’t surprised to see Danae disappointed, but wasn’t expecting such a prosaic response from a talking turtle.
So many have complained of the internet hoax aspect – let me be the first to complain of the anti-gravity thing-a-ma-bob!
ANTI-GRAVITY DOESN’T EXIST! Plus, while I’m at it, you can’t exceed the speed of light, so both Star Trek and Star Wars are just plain stupid!
There, I said it!