16 in a phonograph? I had to Google that one. (Actually 16⅔, which is ½of the 33⅓) They were quite rare and were never considered commercially viable as they were mainly for spoken word, not music. My first record player was in the early 60s. My parents had a nice one for the time that likely dated to the mid-50s. And I have had many different turntables over the years. Every single one was 78-33⅓-45. I never saw one with 16 rpm.
We only have 2 daughters and still would have to go through both names to call the right one. There have actually been a couple of times that, in going through the names, I even included our two dogs. Maybe I am the one who is losing it.
What is this now, week FOUR of the worst arc ever? Are G & K trying to create a blank slate of readers? I have to agree with Luann’s shirt. This is pure BS. Family Circus is more interesting.
Norm Crosby was truly funny, but don’t forget baseball great Yogi Berra, also famous for his malaprops.