Susan001, may I suggest you subtract one [01] and become “000”?
Now, Andy, do you know the difference between a “Drunk” and an “Alcoholic”?
The “Drunk” does not have to attend the !@#$%^&*() meetings!
… Whoops, somebody forgot to put some buttons on the unit itself. “Only in the 21st Century, kids … only in the 21st Century” [My deepest apologies to Cindy Adams, formerly of the New York Post]
Well, stupid bird, you’ll have more luck gettin’ a deal from Mr. Shatner at PriceLine … than watching that silly, special-effects-laden remake of Star Trek, with that pretty-boy, Chris Pine.
What’s the problem, Queenie-Baby? Don’t like listening to Obamie droning on for hours in that “Scraping-Fingernails-On-A-Blackboard” monotone of his? Well, we can fix that up right quick for you —Auto-Delete-Obamie-Files!
And, furthermore, Flo dearest, it’s back to the kitchen with you. Cooking and cleaning is your lot in life. And, let’s not forget the masking tape for that big mouth of yours. Henkie!
Obama as Dr. Frankenstein … and creating his Monster. Hmmm, was that your intent?