Recent Comments

1. 6 days ago on The Lockhorns

   Sometimes I think I’d rather sit on my TV and watch my couch.

2. 24 days ago on The Lockhorns

   “When a good looking young lady smiles at a young man, he looks at himself to see what makes him attractive.When a good looking young lady smiles at a middle-aged man, he looks over his shoulder to see who she is smiling at.When a good looking young lady smiles at an elderly man, he looks down to see what’s unzipped.”-Can’t remember who to attribute this to; but then I’m in the last category of the above.

3. almost 3 years ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   FWIW, yet another variation:In heaven, the English are the police, the French the cooks, the Swiss the administrators, the Italians the lovers, and the Germans the mechanics.In hell, the English are the cooks, the French the administrators, the Swiss the lovers, the Italians the mechanics, and the Germans the police.

4. over 5 years ago on Shoe

   I hear you. To paraphrase the late Marty Feldman “I was celibate three times last night.”

5. almost 9 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

6. about 9 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   6) The atomic wedgie.

7. about 9 years ago on Shoe

   It has been attributed to many frustrated golfers.

8. about 9 years ago on Shoe

   Golf is "An ineffectual attempt to put an elusive ball into an obscure hole with implements ill adapted for the purpose.”—a quote attributed to Woodrow Wilson

9. almost 11 years ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   I believe James also banned ‘futeball’ as well as ‘golfe’.

10. over 12 years ago on Liberty Meadows

    He was shaving there, too.