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1. almost 3 years ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   FWIW, yet another variation:In heaven, the English are the police, the French the cooks, the Swiss the administrators, the Italians the lovers, and the Germans the mechanics.In hell, the English are the cooks, the French the administrators, the Swiss the lovers, the Italians the mechanics, and the Germans the police.

2. over 5 years ago on Shoe

   I hear you. To paraphrase the late Marty Feldman “I was celibate three times last night.”

3. over 8 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

4. almost 9 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   6) The atomic wedgie.

5. about 9 years ago on Shoe

   It has been attributed to many frustrated golfers.

6. about 9 years ago on Shoe

   Golf is "An ineffectual attempt to put an elusive ball into an obscure hole with implements ill adapted for the purpose.”—a quote attributed to Woodrow Wilson

7. over 10 years ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   I believe James also banned ‘futeball’ as well as ‘golfe’.

8. over 12 years ago on Liberty Meadows

   He was shaving there, too.

9. about 13 years ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   That’s one big ’nanner.

10. over 13 years ago on FoxTrot

    I can identify with this…my first computer was an Apple IIe purchased in 1987. It still runs today.