Recent Comments

1. over 5 years ago on Brevity

   My last move, the queen box spring would not fit up the stairs. Fortunately, I have casement windows that are 80 inches tall. And an extension ladder. And the movers had straps. Yes, I gave the movers a very good tip.

2. over 5 years ago on Frazz

   Marichal, Aparicio, Mays, Honus, Hornsby…

3. over 5 years ago on Lunarbaboon

   I had a problem with flying a**holes building their nests in my storage shed, got stung a few times, so I kept a can of wasp spray right inside the door. One day, I opened to door and discovered they had built a nest on the can. Yep, it was the equivalent of getting the middle finger, if wasps had middle fingers…

4. about 11 years ago on Frazz

   My earworm of the last week has been a Beatles song about a certain psychopath and his hammer. I’m looking for a new one, it’s getting old.

5. about 11 years ago on Frazz

   My dog ate the dog training book.

6. about 11 years ago on Frazz

   I had major problems understanding the Pythagorean theorem when I was in 5th/6th grade. Then one day it just kind of clicked: don’t worry about why it works, just know that it works and accept it. That approach has solved a lot of problems later in life.

7. about 11 years ago on Non Sequitur

   I’ve met many women who found full time jobs primarily because their husbands retired.

8. over 11 years ago on Doonesbury

   NE Colorado probably can’t afford to hire Duke, otherwise, they’d be all over it.

9. over 11 years ago on Dogs of C-Kennel

   I once had Led Zeppelin’s Immigrant Song stuck in my head for 3 days. Yes, 3 days of Robert Plant screaming “Ah ah ah!!!!!!!!!!”

10. over 11 years ago on In the Bleachers

    Clogged toilet… Oakland Colosseum, I presume?