Recent Comments

1. almost 13 years ago on Close to Home

   For the confused, ethanol is made from corn.

2. about 13 years ago on Close to Home

   My Mom gave out halloween-themed pencils one year.

3. almost 14 years ago on Close to Home

   Okay, get out a piece of paper and draw a badly declining sales graph. Now turn it upside down. It looks…like a badly declining sales graph.

4. over 14 years ago on Close to Home

   My GPS says “retry calculation,” except retry is pronounced like it rhymes with “wet tree.”

5. almost 15 years ago on FoxTrot

   For the text-speak illiterate:

   When you tilt your head to the right, <3 looks like a heart.

6. almost 15 years ago on Close to Home

   I’ve been a practice patient. Took forever, but it was the best cleaning I’ve ever received.

7. about 15 years ago on Non Sequitur

   They wouldn’t have to be the same weight. Heavier kids just wouldn’t move as fast.

8. about 15 years ago on Non Sequitur

   I think the problem was no one praying for it to STOP raining.

9. about 15 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Whether you care or not, maulings involve LOTS of paperwork.

10. about 15 years ago on FoxTrot

    Paige has been in High School for what, over 20 years now? How would you feel?