Uh…if a thief has ‘deadly intentions’ doesn’t that make them potential murderers? So the fact that they’re stealing stuff kinda pales beside their hopes for homicide. So perhaps to keep children safe we should tell them to hide all chemicals–Drano, toothpaste, haemorrhoid cream– from potential murderers who may–or may not–steal their DVDs.
If Old Man Warbucks is so jumpy, maybe he could patch up all those cracks in the walls. Sitting around playing chess with his Russian friends just seems so unproductive.
The ‘blank’ piece of paper is actually Locher’s notes for the next six weeks.