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1. 11 days ago on Peanuts Begins

   i used to play floor hockey in the gym during PE class in middle school

2. 15 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   people who live in a glass house have to answer the door

3. 19 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   It’s no downer, I laughed like Gilbert Gottfried when reading it!

4. 29 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   “I don’t automatically wash my hands every time I go to the bathroom okay? Can you deal with that? Sometimes I do, sometimes I don’t. You know when I wash my hands? When I sh*t on them! That’s the only time. And you know how often that happens? Tops, TOPS, 2-3 times a week tops! Maybe a little more frequently over the holidays, you know what I mean?” — George Carlin

5. 30 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I know when to put the phone down because that’s when it’s time to wipe my butt and get off the toilet

6. about 1 month ago on Pearls Before Swine

   why don’t the women take more of the high risk jobs, like longshore workers, lumberjacks, oil rig workers, roofers, garbarge collectors?

7. about 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   isn’t that because there’s only like 3 gas suppliers and all the stations get their gas from one of those 3 suppliers? And the price for gas is set on the open market. it can be traded like any commodity

8. about 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   morning commute? i thought we all telework

9. 2 months ago on Peanuts Begins

   i hate the heat. i love the winter. i’ve never complained about the cold. if it weren’t for my job, i’d live in the arctic circle

10. 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I went to school and have a good job. I care more about my daughter being alone in a bathroom with a biological man than I do about some low paying jobs that are now done for less in cheaper countries.