The price of apples would be a lot higher.
A guaranteed revenue stream.
Luckily he hired a marketing consultant.
Now that you mention it, some yellow syrup distributed strategically might be a good defense against marauding snowconers.
Maybe he’s a Pisces.
My 5-year old sister heard that verse as Purple Peter Eater. Her twelve-year-old brother loved it.
Someone deleted their comment—probably a wise decision.
The Prime Video’s latest offering, “Red One,” features Krampus as Santa’s brother.
They’ll need a different tablet for these commandments. Blue tooth and wifi compatible.
He was a regular in Vegas for a while.
The price of apples would be a lot higher.