Inspired by the Peanuts strips of long ago with Lucy trying to catch fly balls, or Snoopy catching them and running off with them, or Linus catching them from the windows of adjoining buildings.
What an unpleasantly rude little twerp she is this morning. Was she born a five-alarm snot, or did she train diligently? I suspect both; natural talent rarely produces consistent performance without substantial practice.
Witness ye, my brothers, the story of Frank, who wouldn’t man up and go after his woman–so somebody else did, and she didn’t wait. Look and learn, my brothers! Go forth and do what needs to be done–even if it takes a healthy serving of Powdermilk Biscuits!
Puppy always wins!