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1. 2 days ago on Frog Applause

   …I’ve seen this girl before…

   …wondering what emotional intelligence was…

   …reading the room…

   …knock knock…

   …is this thing on?…

   …and i didn’t know that armadillos were hairy…

   …

2. 2 days ago on Frog Applause

   …they say that synchronized swimmers are also synchronized in other ways…

   …We have to shout above the din of our Rice Krispies…

   …Many miles awaySomething crawls from the slime

   …At the bottom of a darkScottish lake…

   …and i wasn’t planning on missing Frog Applause today…

   …but no one told me when to run…

   …I missed the starting gun…

   …my tinker toys are falling apart…

   …faster than I can grab them…

   …the edges are wore…

   …and my opinions woke…

   …we must pacify those that need their diapers changed…

   …but they just dirty them again…

   …so i swipe left…

   …and miss another new episode…

   …and hope my bum knee holds up for the rest of the day…

3. 6 days ago on Frog Applause

   …was Opium Andy Taylor’s son?…

4. 6 days ago on Frog Applause

   …I’ve read bongs are making a comeback…

5. 6 days ago on Frog Applause

   …the Black Keys bit is true, by the way…

6. 6 days ago on Frog Applause

   …just reading between the lines…

7. 7 days ago on Frog Applause

   …the osprey is not the villian, here…

   …it is in the bird’s nature to do what it does…

   …and Count Spatula would flip if he thought he was to blame…

   …but these are truth bombs…

   …the Gingerbread man dropped Marianne…

   …because…

   …it was an agreement made back when he was a different man…

   …Shirley, he would not choose her today…

   …he had replaced his love for her with another love…

   … cryptocurrency…

   …He went to Akron for a free Black Keys concert at the Civic…

   …after numerous speakers…

   …

   …The Keys entered the stage…

   …behind them on the back of the stage ..

   …were about fifty people standing…

   …the theater – itself was ¾’s full…

   …the “band” …

   …turned their backs to the audience…

   …and for 45 minutes…

   …performed….facing the 50 standing people…

   …Gingerbread man ran as fast as he can….

   …because…

   …like a lightning bolt-it hit him…

   … Krypto the dog was going to be in the new Superman movie…

   …he wasn’t supposed to be in Akron…

   …his Crypto meeting was in Cleveland…

   ..and he only had 45 minutes to get there…

8. 7 days ago on Frog Applause

   ….maybe feathers as fine as froghair…

9. 16 days ago on Frog Applause

   …on a damp, breezy night Halloween came & went…

   …inflatables were the in thing…

   …and masks that lit up and blinked on & off…

   …princesses…

   …why don’t just get into the running car?…unmarked helicopter s hovering up…

   …it was just a weather balloon…

   …just a weather balloon…

10. 17 days ago on Frog Applause

    …I bet you say that to all the boys…

    …but this is the last straw…

    …well…

    …you stole my heart first…

    …you wanted a knight in shiny armor…

    …to save you from yourself…

    …but i liked you as you…

    …and didn’t think you needed saving…

    …[Hank Williams wife said…

    …I can’t live with a man that threatened to shoot me…

    …to which he replied…

    …I can’t live with a woman that would make me want to shoot her]…

    …I could live with a woman that fought dragons…

    …but not one that I would have to defend from her own actions…

    …I’m going to have to fight you now…

    …Hey!…

    …she came on to me!…

    …I mean…

    …I am the guy in all the rom-coms that the beautiful women settles for….

    …not the Tom Hanks/Clark Gable hero she ends up with…

    …but I’m not the settling type…

    …ah, yeah…

    …i did get arrested …

    …I did not go quietly…

    …when the John Candy Hanks showed up…

    …a lifetime ago…

    …it was only three days in jail…

    ….good times…

    …good times indeed…