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1. 3 days ago on Frog Applause

   …you nailed it…

2. 4 days ago on Frog Applause

   …this Frog Applause reminds of when Beyoncé wore Marilyn Monroe’s dress…

   …She was so happy she was bursting at the seams…

   …and Neil Young has & and plays Hank Williams’ guitar…

   …the question…

   …what world great artist will rent it next…

   …I borrowed my genes…

   …but have given them to my children…

   …my brother has a Paul Harvey~esque rest of the story story…

   …about a long lost hammer from his long dead name sake grandfather…

   …how it reappeared…50 years later…

   …only to re- disappear 10 years after that…

3. 6 days ago on Frog Applause

   …the…

   …now over done meme…

   …of asking why are the Flintstones celebrate Christmas…

   …when they are so far back in time…

   …they’re B4BC…

   …duh…

   …they also smoke Winston cigarettes …

   …and have a vava va voom Anne Margrock…

4. 7 days ago on La Cucaracha

   …They say no new taxes…

   …but say nothing about fees, hikes, tariffs, hidden charges, surcharges, inflation, smaller products…

   …etc, etc and so forth…

5. 7 days ago on Frog Applause

   …and with no control of your flagpole…

   …that Pebbles…

   …such a kidder…

   …so, what did Bam Bam get in return?…

   …Dino’s girlfriend just wanted to neck…

   …but Dino pushed it up a notch…

   …yabba dabba doooooooo!…

   …yabba dabba DON’T…

   …

6. 8 days ago on Frog Applause

   …my freak flag only flies at ½ staff…

   …unless I grease the pole first…

   …at least that’s what Hawk man’s wife…

   …Hawk Tuah…

   … told me at the Comic Khah last Saturday…

   …it all goes back to my college modeling days…

   …my girl-‘friend’, Mary…

   …talked me in to posing for her life drawing class…

   …then kept gaving me that wicked smile…

   …and wiggle of her body…

   …the professor whispered to me…

   …young man get control of your flagpole…

   …Mary stretched her arms above her head…

   …and arched her back…

7. 9 days ago on Frog Applause

   …my Mom’s last dying words to me was to be the man of the family…

   …like i was wasn’t…

   …sure…

   …I am wearing purple sheer panyhose under a red pleaded skirt…

   …but my beard was fully trimmed…

   …I never should had bet that the Browns would beat the Steelers…

   …that’s all…

   …and the 52" of snow does make one lean toward bored decisions…

   …especially since it is raining…

   …and what else is one supposed to do in Ashtabula, Ohio…

   …unable to get out of the drive way…

   …and Mom didn’t really die..

   …she tin roof rusted …

   …p.s. …

   …I wore too tight of work boots to work…

   …and my bunioned big toe toenail…

   …slipped under my 2nd big toe…

   …I really should have trimmed it…

   …because its razor sharp…

   …and took a big slice out of it…

   …two months later… it’s still not healed…

   …I am the unreliable narrator…up>… The Phantom of the Opera of the Frog Applause Mat Factory…

   … ooh hahaha…

8. 12 days ago on The Meaning of Lila

   …the 1st panel reminds me of an early Doonesbury cartoon…

9. 12 days ago on Frog Applause

   …Does farting in a hot tub count?…

10. 12 days ago on Frog Applause

    …Oh Brother Where Art Thou II…