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1. about 11 years ago on Arlo and Janis

   Back in the mid 1970’s when I met my wife, makeup was not in style for us hippies. My wife has never used makeup. Never needed it.

2. about 11 years ago on Animal Crackers

   The circulatory system of the giraffe has several adaptations for its great height. Its heart, which can weigh more than 25 lb (11 kg) and measures about 2 ft (61 cm) long, must generate approximately double the blood pressure required for a human to maintain blood flow to the brain. Giraffes have unusually high heart rates for their size, at 150 beats per minute.76 In the upper neck, the rete mirabile prevents excess blood flow to the brain when the giraffe lowers its head. The jugular veins also contain several (most commonly seven) valves to prevent blood flowing back into the head from the inferior vena cava and right atrium while the head is lowered. Conversely, the blood vessels in the lower legs are under great pressure (because of the weight of fluid pressing down on them). To solve this problem, the skin of the lower legs is thick and tight; preventing too much blood from pouring into them. From Wikipedia.

3. over 11 years ago on Shirley and Son Classics

   He’ll get hit by a car.

4. over 11 years ago on The Meaning of Lila

   I’m a retired Postal Worker. But what can I do to keep from going Postal? I’m too old and ugly to cruise for hot women.

5. over 11 years ago on Gray Matters

   Gamma Rays?

6. over 11 years ago on Brevity

   Have you ever noticed, Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo?

7. over 11 years ago on The Born Loser

   Fiber One, my main breakfast food.

8. over 11 years ago on Heart of the City

   Dean, you might want to check out the condition of the room in question and adjust your fee accordingly. 25 cents might not cover the labor involved.

9. over 11 years ago on Frazz

   Better than being in a cool coffin.

10. over 11 years ago on Boomerangs

    And where’s the kid going to get the bucks to pay for insurance?