Richard’s wife said it was ok for him to say that…
What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four!
Rob Riggle once said that yes, the Marines were a department of the Navy - the MEN’S department!
The optimist sees a glass that’s half full; the pessimist sees a glass that’s half empty; the civil engineer sees a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be…
Oh jeez, now we have to do seven shots… Isn’t it a little early??
Richard’s wife said it was ok for him to say that…