Recent Comments

1. about 4 hours ago on The Lockhorns

   Both of your fat behinds showed up on doppler radar? Yeah, that checks out.

2. about 5 hours ago on Sherman's Lagoon

   Actually, I don’t believe sharks pose much threat to fully grown sea turtles. I’ve seen one turn width-wise every time a shark tried to eat it until the shark gave up. You can’t bite what doesn’t fit in your mouth.

3. about 5 hours ago on Close to Home

   With inflation, I should have been investing in chickens! Maybe the Easter Bunny is willing to cut a deal…

4. about 5 hours ago on Bliss

   Go talk to the guy. You never know, it could be Mr. Anthrope out there in the snow.

5. about 5 hours ago on The Duplex

   Ask Dagwood. Dreaming is his job. Or at least, that’s his strong suit.

6. about 5 hours ago on Adam@Home

   A friend of mine was renovating his new house, and he hired contractors for the kitchen. While they were working, they made themselves at home, not only eating some of his food, but unwrapping the brand new microwave he ordered so that they could use it to heat up their lunches—even before the thing was installed. He basically wound up with a dirty new microwave in the end.

   That wasn’t the worst thing, by far. One of them decided to use a circular saw while supporting the wood on his lap, and predictably cut into his leg. Blood and an ER visit followed.

7. 1 day ago on Sherman's Lagoon

   Fillmore De Bergerac?

8. 1 day ago on Non Sequitur

   We really need to have a statute that says if you personally get rich from your tenure as a politician, you can never again hold office, and your are permanently stripped of your savings.

9. 1 day ago on Brewster Rockit

   They’re doomed. Soon to be taken out by a (can of) Raid, or a sting operation. Hey, remember the murder hornets?

10. 1 day ago on Baldo

    If they eat those mints, students will be doing a lot of business on school grounds.