Recent Comments

1. almost 13 years ago on Endtown

   For the record, koalas will chew your finger clean off. I don’t know if they have to be angry to do that.

2. over 13 years ago on My Cage: New and Old

   She contributes to a toxic work environment.

3. almost 14 years ago on Endtown

   SPAF

4. about 14 years ago on Stone Soup International Sundays

   Holly’s right. Just becuase she’s the mom doesn’t mean it ain’t a cop-out.

5. over 14 years ago on Bleeker: The Rechargeable Dog

   I want a Twizzler squid.

6. over 14 years ago on Dick Tracy

   If I were a billionaire, could I get an aura of thousand-dollar bills that orbits loosely around me? Because it’s the most awesome superpower I’ve seen all month.

7. over 14 years ago on Lio

   This party will be wicked.

8. over 14 years ago on Red and Rover

   Implied:

   “What’s new in the funnies?” “Not enough.”

   Ironic, coming from a period piece strip.

9. over 14 years ago on Baldo

   Ladies and gentlemen, the Visible Rod.

10. over 14 years ago on Dick Tracy

    To sum it all up:

    Dick Tracy didn’t do any detective work. The grandson of a previous villain tried to kill Tracy. Said grandson is a grown man, but Tracy doesn’t seem any older. Tracy was saved not by any action of his own or of any of his allies, but by a woman who is herself trying to kill Tracy, because he was prioritizing his own life over a play. Tracy was then saved from this woman by dumb luck and impossible physics (she’d have to be pretty directly under the plane to get crushed by it, an angle she wouldn’t be shooting at Tracy and the Blank from).