Recent Comments

1. about 7 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I’m jealous. My wife likes your answer better.

2. 2 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I would rather not think about what Pig would have done if he had asked for a dirty martini.

3. over 6 years ago on Pickles

   It reminds me of an old W.C. Fields movie:Wife: You’ll wind up drowning in a vat of liquor some day!W.C.: Death, where is thy sting?

4. almost 11 years ago on Non Sequitur

   Most fathers I know—and, I’m one of them—after we got finished with her, would have said: “No, it didn’t happen…and, I didn’t whack on your butt just now.”

5. over 11 years ago on Doonesbury

   Typical liberal B.S. I’ll bet that most people who criticized Fox News or conservatives don’t even watch or read them. It’s so much easier to be arrogant, condescending, narcissistic and sanctimonious than to actually do so. You might then have to question your beliefs and prejudices.

   As for the rich bashers: Just where do you think jobs come from? The Jobs Fairy?

6. almost 13 years ago on Doonesbury

   Garry Trudeau: Typical Lib. Arrogant, condescending and sanctimonious. Excuse me, but wasn’t Afghanistan supposed to be just war…or, so Obama said it was? So, when the Libs screw it up, it’s Bush’s fault, right? Fox News shows more balance than the Libs will ever show in their lives.

7. about 15 years ago on Non Sequitur

   I still say that the front door mat to that house should read: Abandon hope all ye who enter here.

   Just like the inscription over the gateway to Hell. Check it out in Dante’s “Divine Comedy”.

8. about 15 years ago on Non Sequitur

   Did Joe and Vicki…oops, sorry, Victoria…also check the windows? If they do, they’d better watch out for the broken glass.

   I really wonder about Victoria’s judgment. Before deciding to join this loony bin, shouldn’t she have read the front door mat? I believe it reads: Abandon hope all ye who enter here.

9. about 15 years ago on Non Sequitur

   Baloney. Palos, the correct phrase in this situation is: “When you hear hoofbeats in the park, don’t think zebras.” In other words, the most obvious thing is usually the correct one. And, that is: Joe is a wimp. If he had any guts, he would have told her, “You don’t want a man, you want a ventriloquist’s dummy, and I am so out of here!” But, he won’t because (this is typical of him) he doesn’t want to hurt her feelings. Or, he’s just scared to death of what would happen if he stood up to her. He’s just the feminazis’ favorite man.

10. about 15 years ago on Non Sequitur

    This shows what happens when a knee-jerk P.C. liberal tries to raise a child by being the child’s best friend instead of a parent. I can’t help but think what Danae’s father’s drinking buddy at the bar would have done with her by now (I believe that she would have a very black-and-blue backside). Thank God that this is just a cartoon.