Recent Comments

1. over 14 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Q: What’s the difference between a garden slug and two-inch-long living booger?

   A: Kids won’t eat garden slugs…

2. over 14 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Uh-Oh, Dad. Methinks thou art BUSTED. Mom may need to do some remedial training in parenting skills with Dad lest “Junior” grow up to be scarred for life with a jaded view of magic.

3. over 14 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   The best things in life aren’t “things”.

4. over 14 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   moronbis said, “Best things in life are free”.

   The Hawaiians have a saying: “The best things in life – aren’t things.”

5. almost 15 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   And all this time, I thought a mother was someone who studies moths…

6. almost 15 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Tigers are a woeful lot. Blamed for what is and also what’s not. The guilt lies within and not from without. Thanks be to tigers, who’ve figured it out.

7. about 15 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   What’s the point in taking a bath… He’ll just get dirty again. For that matter, why bother to feed kids? They just get hungry again in a few hours. There’s no end to it, I tell ya…

8. over 15 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   From Monty Python:

   Waiter: “How are you today, Sir?” Patron: “Better…” Patron: “Better get a bucket.”

   “Skip to the loo my darling.” (Ha! Classic!)

9. over 15 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   While soaring to fantastic height Our hero interferes with flight But this awesome skill May get him killed With Hobbes nowhere in sight.

10. over 15 years ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    I tried binoculars at the beach once… They got all fogged up and I couldn’t see ANYTHING! Must’ve been the weather..