I love pedants! They are always wrong! Focusing on one meaning of a word and ignoring other meanings is the specialty of the pedant, not the geek or nerd.
land monsters, sky monsters, underground monsters, moon monsters, pluto-based monsters, earth’s core monsters, lake monsters, tree monsters, closet monsters, baby monsters, wind monsters, jewel monsters, pizza monsters, ice cream monsters, tundra monsters, west elm monsters, floor monsters, bank monsters, must I go on?
Once I played a practical joke on my sister – I had the eggs all delicately set in place, I was very quiet, she was walking in the right direction, but then my Mom found us and stopped the whole thing. I mean she got egged. It was hilarious!
Wallace doesn’t have any eyebrows either