I grew up in Westchester County, just outside of the Bronx and when my roommate in college asked me to hand him the skillet, I had to look in the dictionary to see that it meant “frying pan.”
Everyone’s been wondering what country my avatar depicts. Now with this new virus running rampant and the map of the country it originated in, they should have their answer. And the part of the country colored red? That’s where the Uyghurs live.
I remember when I was a teenager and my sister brought her baby to visit for the summer. My mom noticed that our dog was leaving pee-pee marks around the house and guessed it was because my little nephew was grabbing all the attention. Instead of punishing our dog, we gave her a lot more attention and guess what? Our dog became my nephew’s official protector.
This joke was stolen from a “One Big Happy” joke that appeared several years ago.