Man, this one took some effort. That is indeed a coherent news story on the wall. It’s fake, for sure. But I wrote it so that it would make sense. It’s not just gibberish. But to then make sure it works in black and white and after being printed in newspapers … whew … that took some jiggering. I saw it in print today and it turned out just okay. Luckily, comics fans are smart enough to get it.
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