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1. 5 days ago on Peanuts

   “So you’re saying there’s a chance.”

2. 13 days ago on Wallace the Brave

   I was thinking the same thing.

   Something got turned off for testing and the intern forgot to turn it back on.

3. 17 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   When sales-people come to my door and start with the old “How are you this beautiful day? Oh, I see you have a ”, I look at them with a blank expression and say “State your business.” It sets the tone for the remainder of the conversation – usually a short one.

4. 18 days ago on Arlo and Janis

   I apologize if this has already been mentioned, but one has to wonder if this whole plotline is staging Mr. Johnson’s retirement.

   I picture A&J finally deciding to move and the final strips are of them packing and saying goodbye to friends and neighbors. We are left behind as they get in the car and follow the moving truck. The very last strip is an epilogue.

5. 20 days ago on Dark Side of the Horse

   As Jase in Duck Dynasty said (when discussing high school reunions): “If I haven’t contacted you in the past 30 years, there’s probably a reason.”

6. 22 days ago on Bloom County

   A long pause followed by “I’m thinking it over…”

   I’m not old enough to remember Jack Benny, but I do remember watching a documentary on him where that pause was described as the “funniest 3 seconds of silence in the history of broadcasting.”

7. 24 days ago on Close to Home

   This might be funny if it weren’t for the fact that 5 years ago they had a Sheriff’s deputy standing next to a pallet of toilet paper in the local Walmart.

   As I took my package I looked at her and said “On behalf of the entire Human Race, I want to apologize to you for having to stand here today.”

   She rolled her eyes and said “I’ve had weirder assignments – but not much.”

8. 27 days ago on One Big Happy

   Probably meant to sound like Xylene. I’ll leave the reader to check the Wikipedia page, but it does mention that being in the same room as the stuff (breathing it) will give a person a headache – which seems like Cylene to me.

9. 28 days ago on Wizard of Id

   The Luggage would give him an unfair advantage.

10. 28 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Bear arms, arm bears….. same-same….