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1. about 2 hours ago on Off the Mark

   Our geese don’t seem to be as aggressive. I encounter them on my “outside” lawn which is far away from the nests.

   While I don’t like hosing down my driveway twice a day, I do appreciate that they fertilize my lawn.

   I’ve done some observations. A goose can waddle 12.5 feet between poops.

   I have a hypothesis that there is a particle accelerator inside each goose. It produces relativistic effect and a reverse entanglement phenomenon. In other words, poop can come out one end before food is consumed in the other.

2. about 2 hours ago on Francis

   Ecclesiastes 3

3. about 2 hours ago on Speed Bump

   This one reminds me of several jokes, but I’ll go with the clean one.

   Two dogs watching a movie showing a couple kissing. One dog says to the other, “That’s disgusting. Why can’t they just sniff each other’s butts?”

4. about 2 hours ago on Off the Mark

   Notice that they did not have any wabbit, either.

5. about 2 hours ago on Herman

   When you strip away all the minutia and trivia, all we have left is ourselves and each other.

   If you think of life in these terms it becomes simpler: you don’t have to rule the world, you just have to keep it from ruling you.

6. about 2 hours ago on B.C.

   One side does a better job of dehumanizing the other.

7. about 2 hours ago on B.C.

   Or divide them if the scapegoat is part of the population.

8. about 2 hours ago on Aunty Acid

   My wife and I took a cruise. On the deck where we were staying was a coffee maker that could do any variety of coffees. It would no fit in my suitcase.

   I also attempted to kidnap the chef.

9. about 18 hours ago on Off the Mark

   Geese do make a mess, but they have been here since before my house was built.

10. 1 day ago on Off the Mark

    My wife and I live on a small lake. In the spring we have geese. They sometimes make a racket. I don’t know if they are fighting over nesting places or trying to produce goslings. I can tell when she comes out from behind the bushes smoking a cigarette.